Solariīs Planet
 
 

To know

When you die, the world will continue.

 

Remember

That tingling in your arm and the tightness on your chest may not be signs of lovesickness but of a cardiac event.

 

Predictions

Those 30 days you will age this month will generate an inevitable and useless accumulation of new memories.

 

Weather Forecast

Unstable during the day.  Uncertain during the night.

 

New trend in the North district

Take wife to see your pad.

 

Myths

Saving money makes you rich.

 

A question one must never ask among friends

Who hasnīt ever picked up a transvestite?

 

To get by this summer if you go to the mountains

Seaside kills sexy

 

Latest trends in the European Summer

Have a vasectomy done upon turning 18.

 

Strategy to avoid seeing the family during Christmas and year-end holidays

Quote the Tao Te King and claim to be a Buddhist.

 

Misunderstood

My wife is very immature, whenever I play with my toy action figures she dumps them in the trashcan.